Mike Drucker
113 articles published since August 07, 2021
About Mike Drucker
Mike Drucker is a television writer and standup comedian. He’s currently co-head writer and co-executive producer of Full Frontal with Samantha Bee, and has written for shows including The Tonight Show, Adam Ruins Everything, and Mystery Science Theater 3000. Mike’s writing has also appeared in video games for Sony and Nintendo. If you read this far, thank you.
We Need to Stop Making Fun of the Wiglett Plush I Just Bought
Sure, this plush absolutely looks like it's made for lonely Pokemon fans, but let's try to be mature about this.
I’m Struggling To Be Evil in Baldur’s Gate 3
The Dark Urge is so, well, dark that it's hard to not be a goody-two-shoes in Baldur's Gate 3.
Five Things I Don’t Want From the Switch 2
Essential things Nintendo needs to include in its upcoming console.
I Tried Using A PS VR2 Meditation App And Got Stressed Out
If dropping $60 on a meditation app isn't stressful enough, using it sure is.
Everything You Should Do Before Playing Baldur’s Gate 3
Just don't think about the bear sex scene, yeah?
A $2 Switch Game Is My Favorite Horror Game Of The Year
Fishing Vacation costs $2 and that's all you need to know about it
How You Can Help Those of Us Striking
The WGA and SAG-AFTRA are officially on strike - here's what you can do to help.
How To Fix Final Fantasy
All of the problems in Final Fantasy 16 can be fixed by making a very specific version of the game that I would have wanted to play as a teenager
A PlayStation VR 2 Game Finally Made Me Feel I Can Use the Force
The PS VR 2 might not have a whole lot going for it, but Synapse's telekinesis ability is on another level.
The Greatest Fighting Game Of All Time Is Only $4 During The Steam Sale
Four bucks, two buttons, the greatest fighting game ever.
Reminder: Your Game Doesn’t Have To Have Crafting
Clive's trips to The Black Hammer are a reminder that not every game needs crafting.
Super Mario RPG Needs To Keep Its Secret Final Fantasy Reference
Spoiler alert: There’s a secret Final Fantasy reference in Super Mario RPG.
Final Fantasy 16 Has No Idea What It Wants to Be
Why is Final Fantasy 16 so scared of being a Final Fantasy game?
Hi, I’m Every Villager in Diablo 4
Hey there, I know you're busy with Lilith and everything, but I need a personal favour. Also you can't have a horse.
Final Fantasy 16 Is Going To Be The Funniest Game Of The Year
Final Fantasy 16's demo is unintentionally hilarious in how it mimics Game of Thrones and makes Clive swear all the time.
Every Time I Think I’m Out, Tears Of The Kingdom Pulls Me Back In
A grip stronger than the Ultrahand.
Etrian Odyssey Goes Harder Than Diablo 4 Ever Will
Diablo 4 is a great intro to dungeon crawlers, but Etrian Odyssey is for the hardcore fans.
The Next Diablo 4 Classes I’d Like to See
All the things that should be in Diablo 4, from Bards to Bobby Kotick
Street Fighter 6 Is The Break From Zelda I Needed
Sometimes you need to take a break from saving the world and fight random people on the street for no reason.